Feng Shui Detector

Motorola has patented a Feng Shui detector: “The device houses a camera that checks the colour of the property, a microphone that listens for noise from nearby roads and factories and a compass to find north – a crucial factor for Feng Shui enthusiasts. It can also measure the strength of AM and FM radio signals from local radio transmitters and connect to the nearest mobile phone base station to check for indications of cellphone signal strength.”
Read the patent application here.
Perhaps coming soon: a field unit, designed for landscapes – gardens, campsites, caverns… Attachable to airplanes, so the flight can adapt in progress to the most psychologically calming path…
Or, Feng Shui for Machine Gun Nests.

2 thoughts on “Feng Shui Detector”

  1. Feng Shui for concrete barrier walls & bunkers. You can add colored sand and mirrors to an extra layer of mortar to enhance the flow properties.

  2. I have another idea. It would be great if Motorola can invest a ‘qi’ detector that can detect ‘Sheng’ (life giving) and ‘Sha’ (killing) qi. After all Feng Shui is all about ‘Gathering Sheng Qi and Avoiding Sha Qi’.

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